Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment.
A duck walks into a drug store and buys some chapstick. The clerk says, “Will that be cash or charge?” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill!”
Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Q: What do you get when you run over a bird with your lawnmower? A: Shredded Tweet!
Q: How do you get down off an elephant? A: You don’t! You get down off a duck.
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